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Day 23

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THE ROAD TO HARAR, WALLED CITY OF CONFUSION.

Harar was an Islamic city state with some degree of autonomy that nestled in the mountains five hundred kilometres from Addis Ababa. The drive turned out to be a marathon journey. We dropped down out of the Entoto mountains and cruised along the 1000m high plains of the Awash region. After Awash station, on the famous Djibouti railway line, we turned right and left the asphalt. The Weasel bounced over stones both large and small and we drove parallel to the peaks on our right for an hour. At Mesie we turned south, left the comforting company of the railway tracks, and climbed into those peaks.

“Someone fought a loosing battle on this road protecting Addis” I said to no-one in particular.

“What do you mean?” someone replied. “Well, we’ve passed three knocked out BTR 60’s, two BMP’s, (Soviet made armoured troop carriers) and over there” I pointed out of the window “ is a PT76 amphibious tank. “

“Yes” said Sam, noticing these for the first time.

“And all of them are pointing away from Addis, so who ever blew them up, was heading for the capital. Rather ties in with the fall of the last lot I think” But no one was very interested in history, we just wanted to get to Harar. So we climbed on up into the hills. The heat grew intense so we took the roof panel off and slept while Stuart drove. Every two hours we changed drivers. Just after dusk we pulled over and I said to Cisca, “Hey we’ve just done 4000 km’s since Dar es Salaam and we’ve been on the road for three weeks.” She smiled “Hmm didn’t think it was that far!” Just before dusk we were stopped by Muhammad, a mad, jolly policeman smartly dressed in an old Sam Browne belt, complete with revolver, lanyard and swagger stick. His hat and cane were covered in reflective tape. He shone like a beacon in the village lights.

“Hello”

“Hello”

“Your lights please” I turned them on. “Where are you going?” “Harar” “Harar is 115 kilometres from here” “Yes we know thank you.” ‘Verri good!” he chanted, stuck his swagger stick under his arm and saluted us three times as though we were visiting generals. We drove on in bewilderment. At 2230 we pulled into Harar, ate some tinned food and dropped into bed.

The Americans have a word for spirit. They call it “dynamic”. If there was ever a word to describe Harar’s spirit , it would have to be an “interesting dynamic”. It has the ancient walls, the old town and the Muslim markets. Yet at ten in the morning our hotel lobby was packed with men drinking beer.

We left the beery hotel and ambled off into the town. We stopped for lunch just inside the old city walls. The restaurant was open for business as usual in the middle of Ramazan (Ramadan for the arabists amongst you). Had this not been surprising enough, the lounge was full of drunks. “they must be Christians.“ I thought. But one approached me, welcomed me to Harar, and tried to give us directions. I asked him to direct us, and he replied. “Ahh no, I am Muslim, and I am drunk, this is a problem.”

After he retired to the bar we ate on the terrace, in silence. The beer re-supply truck arrived. The restaurant proprietor came running out and danced a jig on the street. “Beer, beer, beer is here again” he chanted in English as the stevedores slid crate after crate across his floor. I did not know what to make of this. Beer was an integral part of Harar life.

Some time later I took a photograph of a mosque. Some shenzy looking youths told me not to.

“It’s ok, I am a Muslim” I replied with a smile.

“You are not a Muslim” sneered one. I strode over to him, pushed my fingers into his neck, and pinned him to the mosque door. My thumb dug deep into his neck and I felt him gasp for breath. “Esheduanallhillaha illallah, Esheduana Muhamada rasuluallah” I chanted quietly. He looked at me with bewilderment, the youth himself did not understand the basic tenet of Islam. I throttled him some more, while his friends tried to intercede. When suddenly it hit me, holding a wideboy slimeball against the mosque door with the intention of thumping him was really most un-muslim. Rather sheepishly I let him go and said, “Alhamdullillah, I’m a muslim, no problem.” As I walked off, I looked at Cisca to see if she was horrified and about to run back to the Hotel in fear of her life.

“Err sorry” I muttered.

“Don’t be sorry, I don’t mind”

“Huuuuuuuuh?”

“Well he stepped on your heart, and you didn’t hit him, so that makes you better than him”

“Hmmm” I thought “I wouldn’t put it quite like that. He pissed me off, so I nearly stepped on his head.” But I kept that comment to myself.

In total contrast to this deeper inside the town, a man climbed onto the roof of a small house and chanted the Azaan, the call to prayer. People then streamed into his “house” that was a small mosque. Harar did have some devout honest people of all religions. Indeed the tailor who made my trousers, steadfastly refused to over charge me, spoke to me in Arabic, we chatted for as many minutes as my limited words would allow. He bade me farewell with a huge double handed handshake and a smile.

The ugliest side of Harar could be found in the commercial markets. Men lay on the ground chewing chat, the highly narcotic drug leaf. These filth covered specimens lolled wide eyed as they foamed at the mouth. I had heard of chat being a problem in Mogadishu, but to see it so prevalent first hand here in prosperous eastern Ethiopia was a surprise. Even more surprising were the scores of boxes of US, Italian and even Turkish food aid. “NOT FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE” was stamped on the side of the boxes. These crates had never reached their destination, and yet here children and adults were selling them with aplomb. The Turkish tins of mutton had $100 pictures with lines through them. It could not be clearer that these items were not for sale in any language. When questioned, the vendors immediately forgot their English.

The dates on the tins was 2000 and 2001. I smiled and wondered which bufoon of a pen pusher was sending food to Ethiopia, when the famine ended 15 years ago. I had seen these tins for sale all over Ethiopia, but Harar was the first place where I had seen the wholesale of such items. This was theft on a grand scale.

Emperor Menelik built a cathedral in the centre of Harar’s old square. It was a symbolic gesture. “This town may have been Muslim, but I will remind you of your defeat”, it seemed to say. I spent my last day strolling around the Cathedral and searching for Arthur Rimbaud’s house. I’m not sure if I found the exact one, for he lived in four different abodes when he was a resident of this city. The famous poet/deserter/traveller/Frenchman/rake must have had the ancient Harari estate agents gleefully rubbing their hands.

After a few days our aimless wanderings ceased, and it was time to move on. I was not sorry to see the back of Harar, I had enjoyed my time there , but fascinating though she was, there was something sinister about the place. Harar was neither African, nor Arab, neither Muslim, nor Christian, not quite polite, but not very rude. Rimbaud must have loved it!